[You know what? He's going to get up and actually go check out the bathtub for the purpose of this conversation. He comes back after a few minutes (and ignore the squeaking of his sneakers on the tile of the tub in the meantime) and he sits on the arm of the couch again.]

The bed is Escha's unless a trade is necessary. We can agree on that. [...ugh. He doesn't want to ask. He really, really, doesn't, but...] Is it really going to bother you that much if it's just you?