[...he's doing his best not to smile but it's hard because, like, yes?] That's not inaccurate. I'm sure you were a very cute dog.

[But he goes quiet after that and...shrugs.] ...I've been trying to figure it out for a while and figured impulse was a good idea. Obviously that worked out for me. [It absolutely did not.] The last couple of weeks have been...really enlightening. And I don't know what to do with it, but I figured I might as well take what I want.

[...he'll at least move a pillow into his lap to lean on it and also cover himself up.] Look it's fine if you aren't interested. It's...it just kind of happened.