[us dying in 7 hours wondering what we did to deserve this]

Haha, you're right about that. [hashtag humans

Seems he's familiar with telepathy though, because of course he is!! His world is nuts!]

...That's a possibility too, I think. And maybe a strong one. "Find the source of the distortion" sounds less like it's referring to a straight-forward murderer and more like some form of corruption.

[Or, y'know. Possession.]