[Leave him alone?? It earns Dick a shirt to the face while he's buttoning his jeans and slipping into a different shirt. But there's a pleased and sort of coy grin all the same so he sure as hell doesn't mind.]

As much as I'm into the idea of making out with you somewhere dark and alone and ignoring literally everything else, Shrek is where I draw the line. The Room isn't much better though, as it turns out.