[Look at this point in time Junpei has only been on the receiving end of anal, like, twice. Leave him alone. Instead, he gives Dick the most deadeyed look possible before he uses a hand and pushes on Dick's face.]

And now you're just being mean. Never mind, I take back everything I just said. You're bad at this, don't ever touch me again. [Which is oh so convincing when his foot's kicking at Dick's leg lightly.]