Careful, Tamamo. [A warning tone. Do NOT rip yourself open, thanks.] Anyway I know, I know, it sucks. I don't think this is really something we have to do, but we don't know that it's optional either. That's the really annoying part.
[A flat look.] Don't tempt the demons though, okay? Especially when I'm the one with the knife now.
[Mrrrr, she is so tempted to keep punching but that's as close to a real order as Junpei ever gives her. She ceases the punches and falls back with a depressed sigh.]
Fine, I'll force myself to behave. [Tails giving a twitch]
-- So I assume this means you're not leaving until we've crossed out a few boxes then?
[He rolls his eyes and approaches the bed to sit on the corner of it.]
You could at least sound a little less put out about it. I thought you liked me. [He's absolutely just giving her shit, but yeah. He's reaching for his clamshell to look it over.] It makes sense to try it with people I'm working with anyway, doesn't it?
Of course I like you! I could have killed you ten times over by now with all the nonsense you pull in my presence! Consider that proof of my favoritism~
[She's also pulling her own clamshell out because ... yikes. Her list sure is a thing]
Though I don't feel like sharing you at the moment, so anything that requires a threesome is out.
Only ten huh? You really do care. [He should stop taunting fate and yet!! But he's closing his eyes briefly because. No.]
Threesomes are a lot of work anyway, so I'll pass. [Scrolling, scrolling...] Some of these I don't even really get what they're supposed to mean. Like what's the difference between fellatio and throat penetration? It's still a dick in your mouth. [Bitching, bitching.] Or like "leash and collar"?
...actually yeah that one I'm still trying to figure out. [He's a thirsty-ass bitch but sometimes...you just don't know.]
... Leash and collar is exactly what it sounds like, Master -- you put a collar around your partner and attach a leash to it, forcing them to obey your commands.
[LIKE.
AN ANIMAL.
OR
A SERVANT.]
Typically, those with animal kinks enjoy that sort of debauchery.
[...he just blinks for a moment because. Uh. Haha! Wow, uh. Hm.]
Okay there are, like, three reasons I can think of for you staring at me like that and most of them are bad. What? ["Is sleeping with you considered an animal kink if you're a fox spirit and not a real fox?" He knows better than to ask out loud at least.]
Owowow! [Whine! He's busy swatting her hand away but, like, gently.] That's not really how boners work, but I get your point. [...he's sizing her up for a moment.]
We could probably find a really cute collar...is it on your card, too?
Alright. That'll take care of one thing...think we should go down to that shop that just opened in the basement? The, uh, BDSM one. [That's where you buy collars right...]
[Good, because she'll be gone and back in record time, choosing not to overstay her welcome in BSDM land. Collars aren't really her kink outside of a very specific 1%, okay?
... She's also sighing a little once she returns, with both the collar and a simple leather leash in her hand.]
Really, the nerve of them, not offering anything without a bell on it.
[...he reaches forward to make the bell jingle and unfortunately laughs. Granted, he stops almost immediately.]
I dunno. It's kinda cute. [But he'll hold his hand out for both collar and leash.] It suits you if you really want to know. [But okay.] ...I'm still worried about your injuries, so that ruled out a lot of my options. So...what if you just let me take care of you today? That counts, doesn't it?
[Despite having a very good reason to be injured, Tamamo looks momentarily put-out by the idea that she's limited Junpei's preferences...
But nah, she can work with this, especially given the reaction he's had to the collar. She taps her chin and leans forward, amused, and hand him the gifts]
Taking care of me somewhat goes against the theme of a collar and leash, but if you insist, Master, I won't argue.
[It's not really a preference because despite some appearances, Junpei likes pleasing people in bed so anything that gets his partner off is good by him. Nevertheless, he takes the items and begins to undo the collar to fasten around Tamamo's neck.]
I'm allowed to be a nice master, aren't I? It's still obeying my commands...[And the airy way he says it means he has something in mind. It's probably stupid. But he fits the collar around her throat and fastens it into place.] How's that? Too tight or good for now?
[It is probably stupid but he'll get away with it because Tamamo is too tired to chastise his questionable decisions.
.. Also she is. tilting her head back and forth to make the bell jingle, for no other reason than she approves of the crystal-clear ring it offers. Sometimes she is more cat than fox.]
No, it is not too tight.
[Grinning in his direction, tails giving a gentle wag]
How do I look? Cute? Enticing? Do you wish to throw me upon the bed and ravish me yet?
She scowls at it briefly; Tamamo had not been kidding when she said the only person who could get away with this was Junpei, and even he's on thin ice if he doesn't appease her properly.
But he also called her adorable? She'll take it as a win.]
Very good~ Sadly I can not immediately throw you to the bed myself, otherwise you will start scolding me again.
[I mean, she's going? Following directions to the T the moment they've cleared Junpei's mouth, but a pout has settled on her face once she sits on the bed, hands prim in her lap]
Following directions is all well and good, but it's no fun if I don't get in the act.
[side-glancing Junpei's way, like a troll]
Neh, Master~ What flavor of fox do you prefer? Eager to please you at every turn? Sulking because she's on the leash in the first place, and you have to warm her into the mood?
[Goddamnit Tamamo. Don't do this!! Ignore the way he's a little embarrassed, it's fine.]
You really want to know? [He sits on the bed next to her, still holding the leash but winding it around his hand again.] I don't think I'd know what to do with a fox who was so well-behaved and eager. That doesn't sound a thing like the Servant I summoned.
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[A flat look.] Don't tempt the demons though, okay? Especially when I'm the one with the knife now.
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Fine, I'll force myself to behave. [Tails giving a twitch]
-- So I assume this means you're not leaving until we've crossed out a few boxes then?
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You could at least sound a little less put out about it. I thought you liked me. [He's absolutely just giving her shit, but yeah. He's reaching for his clamshell to look it over.] It makes sense to try it with people I'm working with anyway, doesn't it?
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[She's also pulling her own clamshell out because ... yikes. Her list sure is a thing]
Though I don't feel like sharing you at the moment, so anything that requires a threesome is out.
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Threesomes are a lot of work anyway, so I'll pass. [Scrolling, scrolling...] Some of these I don't even really get what they're supposed to mean. Like what's the difference between fellatio and throat penetration? It's still a dick in your mouth. [Bitching, bitching.] Or like "leash and collar"?
...actually yeah that one I'm still trying to figure out. [He's a thirsty-ass bitch but sometimes...you just don't know.]
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[LIKE.
AN ANIMAL.
OR
A SERVANT.]
Typically, those with animal kinks enjoy that sort of debauchery.
[...
She is staring at him]
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Okay there are, like, three reasons I can think of for you staring at me like that and most of them are bad. What? ["Is sleeping with you considered an animal kink if you're a fox spirit and not a real fox?" He knows better than to ask out loud at least.]
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[Reaching over and pinching his cheek? Mercilessly?]
You could at least get a boner imagining putting a collar around my cute neck and ravishing me, neeeeh~
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We could probably find a really cute collar...is it on your card, too?
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[Pulling her hand back when she's swatted away, smirking, but yep a quick check reveals she does indeed have the cursed bingo square]
You're the only one I'd allow to collar me so this is the best way to mark that off our cards...
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... I really could just devour you whole right now.
[She loves dumb men. It's such a problem.
Anyway she'll get to her feet and stretch, wince because ow, and then start strolling for the door]
I will fetch the collar. You can choose whatever else you wish to do on that list. I expect something riveting by the time I return, Master~
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...alright, alright. [He flashes her a sheepish look and glances at his clamshell again.] Be careful. I'll see what I can do.
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... She's also sighing a little once she returns, with both the collar and a simple leather leash in her hand.]
Really, the nerve of them, not offering anything without a bell on it.
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I dunno. It's kinda cute. [But he'll hold his hand out for both collar and leash.] It suits you if you really want to know. [But okay.] ...I'm still worried about your injuries, so that ruled out a lot of my options. So...what if you just let me take care of you today? That counts, doesn't it?
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But nah, she can work with this, especially given the reaction he's had to the collar. She taps her chin and leans forward, amused, and hand him the gifts]
Taking care of me somewhat goes against the theme of a collar and leash, but if you insist, Master, I won't argue.
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I'm allowed to be a nice master, aren't I? It's still obeying my commands...[And the airy way he says it means he has something in mind. It's probably stupid. But he fits the collar around her throat and fastens it into place.] How's that? Too tight or good for now?
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.. Also she is. tilting her head back and forth to make the bell jingle, for no other reason than she approves of the crystal-clear ring it offers. Sometimes she is more cat than fox.]
No, it is not too tight.
[Grinning in his direction, tails giving a gentle wag]
How do I look? Cute? Enticing? Do you wish to throw me upon the bed and ravish me yet?
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You look adorable if you really want to know. [May as well lay it on thick because he's also attaching the leash.] Completely ravishable and stuff.
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She scowls at it briefly; Tamamo had not been kidding when she said the only person who could get away with this was Junpei, and even he's on thin ice if he doesn't appease her properly.
But he also called her adorable? She'll take it as a win.]
Very good~ Sadly I can not immediately throw you to the bed myself, otherwise you will start scolding me again.
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You're right. As your master you can only listen to my direct commands. So...[A light tug on the leash.] Sit.
[He means on the bed, given where he's glancing, but haha.]
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[I mean, she's going? Following directions to the T the moment they've cleared Junpei's mouth, but a pout has settled on her face once she sits on the bed, hands prim in her lap]
Following directions is all well and good, but it's no fun if I don't get in the act.
[side-glancing Junpei's way, like a troll]
Neh, Master~ What flavor of fox do you prefer? Eager to please you at every turn? Sulking because she's on the leash in the first place, and you have to warm her into the mood?
I'll let you decide ♥
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You really want to know? [He sits on the bed next to her, still holding the leash but winding it around his hand again.] I don't think I'd know what to do with a fox who was so well-behaved and eager. That doesn't sound a thing like the Servant I summoned.
[Fuck him up, Tamamo.]