crashout | DICK & ESCHA; None Braincell With Left Dick

I don't know, kitchen team just had to bake a cake. [A titty-fucking cake, but.] Why do you think I'm figuring out what everybody else has? If we're all equally haunted, it's best to know. Hizamaru said that Wei Wuxian created a warding talisman...I might follow up with him tomorrow or something.

[With that said...] ...I've got some other information you guys should know. [Sigh.] Crepes first? They might help.

[ Escha laughs off Dick's comment... Yeah, okay. Fair. Being in the freezer in her pajamas was unfortunate... Anywayyyy ]

You found out something else? [ She takes a seat and starts distributing the crepes to all of them! ] What is it?

[ dick throws a side glance at junpei once he says he found something else, but no one can see that because mask

Anyway, he narrows his eyes a bit but shrugs and. ig they're in the kitchenette for this. he might be worried but by god will he eat those crepes, so. DOMESTIC CREPE EATING ]

Yeah. Don't leave us hanging.

[ he says it around a mouthful of crepes because he's a savage ]

[Someday there won't be a domestic thread. Someday. But Junpei's going to leave their wall and go collect a crepe even if he leans against the counter. And then, conversationally cutting into a crepe:]

Asked around a bit. Turns out we might've been on the right track. We're getting paid to sleep with each other.

[ w e l p ]

[ dick nearly chokes on his mouthful of fuckin crepes thanks jt

UNSURPRISING IN RETROSPECT BUT-- ]

Paid? How? In what?

Tokens, apparently. One for every person you sleep with, goes into an app called Finansex. Might be a form of cryptocurrency since the tokens aren't tangible, but I didn't learn much outside of it yet. Nobody's sure what they're for.

Could still be our currency for the gift shop we haven't opened yet.

F... Finan... [ Nope. Can't say it. ]

I think you broke her.

[ he sounds half exasperated and half amused, even if he's "accusing" junpei... sorry, escha... ]

Unless they decide to open a restaurant in here, there's not a lot of options besides the gift shop. Makes sense. It also confirms they're keeping a close eye on us and our... activities.

[ tho ok sorry escha for real but he has to ask-- ]

Do we get half a buck for a blowjob, or are all sex acts equal in the eyes of thirsty ghosts?

[He takes a bite of the crepe he has, oops.] I thought that'd happen. [But...ahah. It's going to keep happening.]

Pretty sure it's just any time somebody gets off. Doesn't matter the act, doesn't matter the time or who you're with. Opens up a bunch of possibilities, doesn't it?

[ She just wants to eat quietly, but... Hhhhh wants to be helpful. ]

U-um... You said for every person you sleep with, so... Would you get the reward twice if you slept with the same person twice...?

Good question, Escha.

[ she's suffering and they're both horrible about it. dick eats his fuckin crepes like a dick. ]

And you said someone gets off-- is solo masturbation out? What about two people in the same room not touching each other but getting themselves off?

[ honestly it sounds like he's trolling but he's very seriously considering this because what are the RULES of this SEX DUNGEON HOTEL ]

[Dick is a Dick and water is wet. Junpei's also just eating his crepes like it's no big deal, someone please save Escha.]

Both good questions, actually. I would think you get rewarded as long as you're doing something, but maybe not if you're not touching another person? Judging by the decor of the place. [Orgy fountain real...] But that explains the gift bags they left us, doesn't it?

I mean, it was obvious that's what they wanted from us, but... [ Bribery seems? Like a lot??

And why aren't these two more embarrassed? Is that just how boys are? ]

Yeah. Though as far as pushing us into it goes, bribery seems pretty manageable.

[ the dichotomy of the room,

but no one strictly needs shit from the gift shop, it ain't even open? it's fine? they are still fully able to decide on doing it or not in spite of circumstances??? ]

We won't know anything until we know for sure what's behind that door. But for now, it's more information. [He's not bothered.] We wanted to know if anything changed in people and their partners, didn't we? That's the only change I've heard about so far.

[ Escha just. Sighs... ]

Well... Good job finding out.

Right. You've really done your homework since Wednesday.

[ junpei has a bat work ethic??? impressive ]

[Good. This is how he apologizes to people.]

Like I said, I've been bored. And in games like these, all you can do is talk to people.

[ :T it doesn't count as an apology!!! you are terrible at this!! ]

It's like - I want to talk to everyone, but I don't even know what sort of questions to ask.

[ dick is not even aware this is supposed to be an apology or that junpei wants to give him one, so. yes. junpei is nailing apology time ]

Just getting to know people is important, too. You can find that out by interacting with them normally.

[ dick, as usual: no escha ur doing amazing sweetie ]

Yeah. Sometimes you really learn a lot just by...you know. Being nice. [Which he is not always great at.] Somebody told me that baking things makes people smile. Even something like that can be valuable in a place like this.

... Then I'll keep doing my best.

[ Thank you, moral support roommates. ]

That's all anyone can ask. [ a beat ] That, and more crepes.

[ these are good u_u ]

[There's a nod because crepes good, everything else bad.]

Just keep trying no matter what happens. Alright? You'll be fine. [...] That goes for both of you.

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