[:) Here's to never disclosing what his deal is!! Maybe later, this is more important. He's pointedly ignoring the look Dick is giving him and appropriately looks a little flustered by Escha's answer. That's not what he was expecting.]
Oh. Well...it's not really...the thing is...[...no it's Dick's turn, fuck this, you started this.]
Let's... call it a temporary arrangement. If either of us ever actually need the bed-- for, back pain or muscle cramps or whatever-- we'll tell you and we can switch out. That work?
[He's just here finishing his tart like a good person.]
Wouldn't that just cramp her up with one of us on the couch then? [You know. The thing they were trying to avoid to make sure she was comfortable and all that? This is a bad time to point out logic.] Sleeping on the floor isn't the worst thing. And there's always the bathtub.
[You know what? He's going to get up and actually go check out the bathtub for the purpose of this conversation. He comes back after a few minutes (and ignore the squeaking of his sneakers on the tile of the tub in the meantime) and he sits on the arm of the couch again.]
The bed is Escha's unless a trade is necessary. We can agree on that. [...ugh. He doesn't want to ask. He really, really, doesn't, but...] Is it really going to bother you that much if it's just you?
[ They're not agreeing on it because Escha nods. ]
It will. The bed is big enough for all of us, there's no reason I should be the only one that gets to sleep comfortably. No one is sleeping in the tub, and neither of you should be getting so little sleep that you're sleeping in shifts!
Shut up. [Look. But ah. He looks at the bed from his place on the couch and settles for a squint toward it.] On the other hand, nobody says we'll sleep comfortably with all three of us either. [But...there's a look of consideration there as he tries to puzzle that out.]
[ She just meant that it was like a big bed for just one person, she hadn't really considered all of them actually sharing it. Or her sharing it with anyone, because she still thinks her on the couch and them on the bed makes the most sense. ]
I think it'd be hard to be worse than the tub. [ that aside; ] So what's the actual plan, here?
[ honestly, he has no issue sharing a sleeping space with anyone, it just seemed a bit messed up in this specific scenario because of all the. y'know. sex stuff. ]
[Kill him. Anyway...he looks at the couch. Which is actually a fucking loveseat. And then he looks at Dick, and then at Escha, and then at the couch again.]
You're taller than me. Would you even fit on this thing? [He says, as if he wouldn't have to tetris himself to fit. And then there's an annoyed sigh.] Alright look maybe we can try it for a night just to get it out of the way and see if it works. If it doesn't, we'll go back and do it the way Dick and I suggested sleeping in shifts on the couch while Escha takes the bed. That way everybody gets some answers.
[ Hrmrmrmg Escha doesn't like this but she also doesn't like arguing for too long or being pushy, so she's just!! Silently like >:T but not arguing!!! ]
Fitting's not a problem for me. [ i mean, listen, junpei can't throw a challenge like that at a guy who enjoys showing off, because that's exactly what he does, putting the tart down and doing that classic contortionist pose where they hold themselves up with their arms and bring their legs up and around their leg. this is completely unnecessary.
anyway the show off thing done he drops the pose and picks his tart back up ]
So after all that we're bed sharing?
[ he's too tired to not find it funny. pointless stubborn arguments are hilarious ]
[He actually climbs up a little higher so he's perched on the back of the couch instead of the arm to watch? That's fine? This is so unnecessary but Dick is being a show-off and Junpei just...sighs. Of course this is what he's stuck with.] Stop, I got it.
[With the dramatics from both of the idiots in the room finished, he settles for a nod. Glad they're all like this.]
It looks like it. [Cannot believe this. But, to Escha:] Are you good with that?
[Like she wasn't the one who has been trying to get them to make a decision for the last ten minutes.]
[ Escha claps lightly for Dick when he's doing contortionist stuff because?? Wow???
And looks pretty relieved at the solution, just by virtue of it not putting anyone on the floor or in a TUB. ]
I don't mind. I don't think I move around a lot in my sleep, and I don't take up a lot of space, either! [ Looks at size chart for this game... Escha smol... ]
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Junpei is a detective.
[ ... Thanks Escha. Anyway, she seems totally fine with the question. ]
Hm? We're coworkers.
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Yeah, I got that.
[ but normal detectives sleep!!!!!! junpei!!!!!
also escha might be fine with the question but dick's throwing junpei a "oh my god, bro" look ]
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Oh. Well...it's not really...the thing is...[...no it's Dick's turn, fuck this, you started this.]
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[ what does logy have to do with anything ]
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Yeah, Junpei, what was with that question?
[ also dick is like, 90% troll ]
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Just. Take the bed. [No he admits defeat, he's still kind of a dweeb at heart.]
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No. I wouldn't even sleep well, knowing that the two of you are all cramped and crowded over there.
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[ dick has decided to just ruin junpei's life now it's fine ]
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Looking sad... ]
It still doesn't seem fair.
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Let's... call it a temporary arrangement. If either of us ever actually need the bed-- for, back pain or muscle cramps or whatever-- we'll tell you and we can switch out. That work?
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Wouldn't that just cramp her up with one of us on the couch then? [You know. The thing they were trying to avoid to make sure she was comfortable and all that? This is a bad time to point out logic.] Sleeping on the floor isn't the worst thing. And there's always the bathtub.
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It should be two in the bed and one on the couch. Maybe we could just do a rotation...?
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[ WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT SHIFTS ]
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The bed is Escha's unless a trade is necessary. We can agree on that. [...ugh. He doesn't want to ask. He really, really, doesn't, but...] Is it really going to bother you that much if it's just you?
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It will. The bed is big enough for all of us, there's no reason I should be the only one that gets to sleep comfortably. No one is sleeping in the tub, and neither of you should be getting so little sleep that you're sleeping in shifts!
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The bathtub? Really?
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It has to be more comfortable than a bathtub.
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I think it'd be hard to be worse than the tub. [ that aside; ] So what's the actual plan, here?
[ honestly, he has no issue sharing a sleeping space with anyone, it just seemed a bit messed up in this specific scenario because of all the. y'know. sex stuff. ]
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You're taller than me. Would you even fit on this thing? [He says, as if he wouldn't have to tetris himself to fit. And then there's an annoyed sigh.] Alright look maybe we can try it for a night just to get it out of the way and see if it works. If it doesn't, we'll go back and do it the way Dick and I suggested sleeping in shifts on the couch while Escha takes the bed. That way everybody gets some answers.
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anyway the show off thing done he drops the pose and picks his tart back up ]
So after all that we're bed sharing?
[ he's too tired to not find it funny. pointless stubborn arguments are hilarious ]
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[With the dramatics from both of the idiots in the room finished, he settles for a nod. Glad they're all like this.]
It looks like it. [Cannot believe this. But, to Escha:] Are you good with that?
[Like she wasn't the one who has been trying to get them to make a decision for the last ten minutes.]
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And looks pretty relieved at the solution, just by virtue of it not putting anyone on the floor or in a TUB. ]
I don't mind. I don't think I move around a lot in my sleep, and I don't take up a lot of space, either! [ Looks at size chart for this game... Escha smol... ]
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