crashout | DICK & ESCHA; None Braincell With Left Dick

[He's also just looking at Escha with the same ??? instead of looking at Dick because that's a good question.]

...are you sure? [Hm. This might end poorly, but...well. They tried.]

[ she doesn't know why they're both looking at her like that!!! ]

I'm not going to force you to go to sleep if you don't want to.

[ is it??? sleep sleep????? or sleep sleep??? ]

It's not that I don't want to...?

[ on, uh. either. interpretations? what's happening here. ]

[Just...rubbing the back of his head.] I'm fine with it, I guess? If that's what you both want to do.

[Itd be easier to outright ask but nope. Can't do it. ]

[ You guys she has been SO awkward about even the MENTION of sex, she could never proposition someone this calmly!!!

She's just glad they're both going to get some good rest!! ]

[ IT'S BEEN WEEKS THEY DON'T KNOW?? THEY'RE STUPID BOYS ]

I'll... get changed, then?

[ he's still looking at junpei like ?????? ]

[You ever think how it was literally a week ago icly that stdemons happened and Escha watched. They're never going to stop being stupid. But Junpei nods to Dick's comment before he takes a breath, taking the last dumpling to shove in his mouth.]

Yeah. May as well if we're heading to bed. [Still a little ??? about this but like. Sure. Let's. Do that.]

[ ??? Look she's dumb right now but she can still pick up on social cues when they keep being weird. ]

Why are you both acting strange all of a sudden? If you want to stay up until curfew, I really don't mind.

[ WHY DOES IT ALWAYS END UP ON HIM TO EXPLAIN AWKWARD SHIT HE DOESNT WANT THIS JOB ]

We're not acting strange. [ they are. ] But you... You're sure you want to share the bed right now?

[ this explains Nothing ]

[Because Dick is the biggest slut in this room, that's why. But Junpei's at least trying to help.]

Yeah. It's not that spacious when it's all three of us. [This also explains Nothing.]

But we always share the bed.

[ Neither of you explained anything!!! ]

Yeah, but...

[ he rubs at the back of his neck a bit. i mean. they probably should've stopped at some point earlier this week if they were smart, but. ]

You've been running off every morning?

We kind of assumed you knew what was going on... [Is that even a solid assumption to make, boys.] But if you really want to try I guess we can figure something out.

That's because I haven't been - feeling well. In the mornings. [ Well, the faltering made that an obvious lie, but oh well. ]

And what do you mean try? [ It's just going to sleep it isn't hard, Junpei!!! ]

[

oh my god okay just detach yourself from the situation and be clinical, nightwing, you can do this ]

... Escha, physical contact with anyone this week leads to-- [ FUCK ]-- um, to a sudden increased state of arousal.

[He's just. Pointedly looking elsewhere bye.]

It doesn't last longer than an hour, maybe, but...it's pretty intense. Most people sort of just give in after a while.

Huh...?!

[ ......... ]

O-oh. Then I guess that's why...

[ dick's smile is a little soft and wry. ]

... Yeah. We all felt it. [ he pauses, and-- ] Will feel it again at some point, probably, but it... doesn't have to happen now if you don't want to?

[ is this more or less embarrassing than asking her to stay while junpei fucked demons out of him? mysterious. ]

It's kind of up to you, Escha. [Its going to be awkward no matter what, he figures. ] If you don't want to deal with it, Dick can take the couch and I'll take the floor.

[ She's still embarrassed, but she's also still cursed stupid, so her priorities are... Off? ]

No, I don't want to have that argument again. That doesn't sound comfortable at all.

[ oh my god, one of them has to ask, he can't take this anymore ]

-- Escha, do you want to have sex with us tonight? Either or both or-- that's what we've been trying to, to ask.

Uh. Don't you think both of us might be a little much? ["For her" goes unsaid, but like. Hm.] But...yeah. It's okay if you don't, but we don't want to put you in an awkward position.

[ She's about to get flustered from Dick just asking outright, but instead gets distracted by Junpei's comment. ]

It's true that it might be a little much. The book didn't really go into detail with this kind of scenario.

[ Sex For Dummies does not, in fact, cover threesomes, and as a researcher, Escha is offended. ]

[ dick is just. staring at junpei ]

Then you clarify what we thought she meant next time! [ DON'T BE PICKY ON HIS WORDING IF YOU WON'T TALK FIRST, ASSHOLE,

and then escha says that and he's. uh. god. he's dying. someone else take the wheel he's not used to this being awkward ]

[Both hands go up in self-defense?! Stop!?]

That's not what I'm saying! [Then what are you saying, Junpei?] Also don't. Read the book. The book is useless, please just ask us next time. [He pinches the bridge of his nose.] Anyway. ...there are ways to do it involving three people. What Dick was trying to say was that we're both okay with the idea. I think.

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