[His first two attempts didn't work, so, haha, when the third attempt does and Junpei hears that crash, he jumps like a startled housecat, letting out a yell. But he's quick to move, entering the kitchenette and thanking whoever the fuck is listening that Escha and Dick are out--
--and he just. Stares for a moment.]
What the fuck. [Says Junpei, who is still shirtless and holding the clamshell.] That worked?
[Good thing he worked out all of his emotions prior to this because now he's back to just being annoyed!! And relieved.]
Carlos' eyes are going right for Junpei's chest before they snap back to his face like he's embarrassed, which is. Uh. Kind of hilarious, considering Junpei was sucking his dick not even three days ago? But not wholly unexpected considering who Carlos is as a person shaped disaster. Hello, Junpei. It sure didn't take long before they saw each other again, huh?]
Yeah, that worked. [He hates it!! Thanks. Don't mind him as he puts the mini fridge back in its proper location.] ... I guess that answers a few questions though.
[Like, you know, how this whole guide thing works.]
[Carlos, you melted and disappeared into a void, now is not the time to be embarrassed? Junpei puts his clamshell in his pocket as he watches Carlos put the fridge back but the look on his face remains wary. Not wary enough, apparently, because he's also stepping close to poke Carlos's bicep to test. ]
[This is fine. Though maybe Junpei should? Put a shirt on??]
Well... After that, Polly and I -̸̪̈̈́̏-̶̨̰̜̰̝̥̦̪͎̑͆͑̅̀͊́̀͐̋̀͐̒͜͜͜ͅ-̶̼̮̲̭̀͌̊͂̾͗̑̅̇̍͑͝-̸̡̺̠͎̫͔̣̺͕̭̲͈̦̩̝̀́̓̊͂̈́̀̀̄͌̉̈́͘-̴̨̧͇̫̦̝̺̂͂̒̓̄͛-̴̛̼͎́̓̈́̔̔̃̈̃̄͛̇͜͝-̷͕̤̹͐̃̎-̶̢̦͙̳̞̖̲̘̳̖̪̜̼͍̂́̊͒̀̎͌͊͐̈͗̕ͅ-̶̣͕͎̗̤̘̰̖͔̮̦͋̓͜-̶̡̭̠̻̬͙̦̙̳̫̖̳̳͙̈́̀̏̅̂-̶̧̡͕̳̼͚̖̱́͜-̷̨̛͎̪̳̝̌̈̾͑̄̊͌̓̆̄̔͗͝͝ͅ-̵̜̙̱͙̭̞̪͓̩͎̰̼̭̾̑̈́̑͂̀͝-̵̨̙͖̬̩͖̺͚̮͇̝̳͙̖͍̋̉-̵̭̭̼̟̤̳͉̪͙͈̟̱͙͚̊̂͊́̓̃͝-̷̧̡͖͔̖̗̳̳̗̤͙͋͘-̸͖̙̘͙̭̹̳͇̔͑̉͑̑̏ͅ-̷͈̓̒̽͂̾̈́̔̿̓̑͠-̵̳̬̯̑̅̄̈́͒͒́̌̽̿̀̓̔-̴̯͓̻̠̠͚͑̋́̚̚͝ͅ
[There's a 4/5 chance he actually just got distracted and forgot. It's fine. Or maybe not because the static-y distortion appears and he leans back, a disgruntled noise in response.]
Like you could even see that! [But it gets him to really laugh for the first time in a couple of days so shut the fuck up.] I'll figure out someway, just wait.
[Yeah. Let's just pretend everything didn't get completely destroyed and just make jokes. That seems very healthy and safe.]
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--and he just. Stares for a moment.]
What the fuck. [Says Junpei, who is still shirtless and holding the clamshell.] That worked?
[Good thing he worked out all of his emotions prior to this because now he's back to just being annoyed!! And relieved.]
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Carlos' eyes are going right for Junpei's chest before they snap back to his face like he's embarrassed, which is. Uh. Kind of hilarious, considering Junpei was sucking his dick not even three days ago? But not wholly unexpected considering who Carlos is as a person shaped disaster. Hello, Junpei. It sure didn't take long before they saw each other again, huh?]
Yeah, that worked. [He hates it!! Thanks. Don't mind him as he puts the mini fridge back in its proper location.] ... I guess that answers a few questions though.
[Like, you know, how this whole guide thing works.]
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Does this mean you're actually still alive?
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... I said it'd be fine, didn't I? [He's... really tired, though. It's apparent now that Junpei is closer.] The exorcism didn't kill us.
[...]
Not for long, anyway.
[Haha! Being a weird pseudo zombie is hecking weird.]
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Do you get to stay for a while? [Come on, Beef ]
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For a while. [Echoed with a sigh.] But I'll have to go back sooner rather than later. The... ritual wasn't for show.
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I didn't think it was. [Thanks for the nightmares.] So...what happened after that? Where are you when you aren't here?
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Well... After that, Polly and I -̸̪̈̈́̏-̶̨̰̜̰̝̥̦̪͎̑͆͑̅̀͊́̀͐̋̀͐̒͜͜͜ͅ-̶̼̮̲̭̀͌̊͂̾͗̑̅̇̍͑͝-̸̡̺̠͎̫͔̣̺͕̭̲͈̦̩̝̀́̓̊͂̈́̀̀̄͌̉̈́͘-̴̨̧͇̫̦̝̺̂͂̒̓̄͛-̴̛̼͎́̓̈́̔̔̃̈̃̄͛̇͜͝-̷͕̤̹͐̃̎-̶̢̦͙̳̞̖̲̘̳̖̪̜̼͍̂́̊͒̀̎͌͊͐̈͗̕ͅ-̶̣͕͎̗̤̘̰̖͔̮̦͋̓͜-̶̡̭̠̻̬͙̦̙̳̫̖̳̳͙̈́̀̏̅̂-̶̧̡͕̳̼͚̖̱́͜-̷̨̛͎̪̳̝̌̈̾͑̄̊͌̓̆̄̔͗͝͝ͅ-̵̜̙̱͙̭̞̪͓̩͎̰̼̭̾̑̈́̑͂̀͝-̵̨̙͖̬̩͖̺͚̮͇̝̳͙̖͍̋̉-̵̭̭̼̟̤̳͉̪͙͈̟̱͙͚̊̂͊́̓̃͝-̷̧̡͖͔̖̗̳̳̗̤͙͋͘-̸͖̙̘͙̭̹̳͇̔͑̉͑̑̏ͅ-̷͈̓̒̽͂̾̈́̔̿̓̑͠-̵̳̬̯̑̅̄̈́͒͒́̌̽̿̀̓̔-̴̯͓̻̠̠͚͑̋́̚̚͝ͅ
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[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY THIS AGAIN]
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What the hell is that?
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[TO SAY THE LEAST. He's rubbing his face in annoyance, whyyyyyyy......]
If I say "too much" [can you hear the quotes] that happens.
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Can I summon Polly to kick her ass?
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[junpei is valid]
Can you really kick a ghost's ass though?
[He's smiling, apparently finding this funny.]
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I can try, can't I? It's not funny. [There's an elbow to the ribs, but it's light and he's kind of grinning himself because, like, good point.]
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It's going to be funny if you just [SWOOSHING MOTION] go right through her.
[Maybe they can just talk about how not to beat up a ghost instead of, like. Everything else.]
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[Yeah. Let's just pretend everything didn't get completely destroyed and just make jokes. That seems very healthy and safe.]