[He's, unfortunately, not at all bothering to stop himself from watching the way Higekiri moves because it's all grace and poise and something he knows he lacks. Like it matters? You don't need to be graceful for his kind of work but at the same time he's not too thrilled with being critiqued.
Also, please never mention him and stiffness in the same sentence because while he won't say so, his eyebrows lift and he huffs to himself.]
You guys do get that normal guys don't really give lapdances, right? [...do they? Uh. Well the point is that Junpei, despite his plethora of everything, is a dice ho Average Joe and has never really thought that far ahead.] I'm not sure it's a kind of dance you can teach even with you...being the way you are.
Like...you know. [He holds up his arm and makes it wave a little in a way to indicate he means bendy.] Flexible. [Higekiri's leaning in a little more then, but Junpei doesn't quite step back even if he's mildly alarmed.]
[don't be alarmed!! well, higekiri doesn't seem that bothered as he straightens up again, setting a hand on his hip casually even as he tilts his head]
Is it not?
I suppose there tends to be some feeling that needs to imbued in the dance... Is that what you mean?
Yeah. Like those. Generally the feelings people have during sex aren't the same as when they're in a battle. [Why is he explaining this.] Unless it's hatesex or something.
It's common as a trope in stories and stuff like that. Two enemies going at it fueled by their anger at each other. Stuff like that. [Sometimes Junpei just talks to ignore his own embarrassment.]
Wait what do you mean you learned? [Apparently swords fucking in public is fine to acknowledge but swords learning sex feelings is a lot to process.]
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Also, please never mention him and stiffness in the same sentence because while he won't say so, his eyebrows lift and he huffs to himself.]
You guys do get that normal guys don't really give lapdances, right? [...do they? Uh. Well the point is that Junpei, despite his plethora of everything, is a
dice hoAverage Joe and has never really thought that far ahead.] I'm not sure it's a kind of dance you can teach even with you...being the way you are.[Bendy.]
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How I am? And how is that?
[he doesn't need to be leaning forward for this but he is - like he wants to take a closer look at junpei's expression more than anything else]
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It's not always about just the movements.
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Is it not?
I suppose there tends to be some feeling that needs to imbued in the dance... Is that what you mean?
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Like the feelings you have during sex?
[he'll
he'll just say it]
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Yeah. Like those. Generally the feelings people have during sex aren't the same as when they're in a battle. [Why is he explaining this.] Unless it's hatesex or something.
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[he nods and it's unfortunate that he doesn't seem as confused or surprised by this]
So I've learned - but hatesex is a new idea.
[i hate this]
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It's common as a trope in stories and stuff like that. Two enemies going at it fueled by their anger at each other. Stuff like that. [Sometimes Junpei just talks to ignore his own embarrassment.]
Wait what do you mean you learned? [Apparently swords fucking in public is fine to acknowledge but swords learning sex feelings is a lot to process.]