You do know I'm capable, right? [He doesn't sound offended, but it's a reminder. He might not be able to fight, but he can definitely get himself out of horrific situations easily enough. "Easily."] But sure. I'd rather take them on myself than risk everybody else taking the worst of it. If we can prepare for things we might be able to get in and out pretty fast.
Oh, absolutely! But even the most capable will end up being injured with this place being what it is.
[In short, it's not really him doubting Junpei's ability so much as him anticipating the worst and being concerned... He likes Junpei?? He'd rather not have people he likes get fuckin whapped with zombie bites, explosions or broken limbs.]
Hm, like go in armed to the teeth and carrying antidotes and first aid kits?
[With his luck it'll be all three, but Junpei nods because he can understand that much.] I suppose you have a point. Tamamo's arms were pretty messed up and Izuminokami got stabbed when they found the security office.
[...though.] That's not a bad idea actually. I hadn't thought about bringing in a first aid kit and doing damage control as it happens. But that's carrying a lot of stuff, don't you think?
See? And these areas still aren't as dangerous as they're going to get.
[The people who unlock the final piece of the puzzle are just going to straight-up die huh.]
Might be worth considering taking at least a few things! Something to stitch wounds with, something to staunch bloodflow in case anyone loses a limb - crucial things.
I might ask Dick for advice then. I'm not really a medic so I don't know anything about staunching or stitching but as long as we have the supplies on hand that's half the battle. Or something. [Definitely not a bad plan because as they continue to open rooms, they will absolutely start to die.]
Maybe a few distractions in case demons are lurking around to attack, too.
Or at least something heavy to knock them out a bit. The problem is we can't really go in carrying a bunch of bags and items. We have to be smart about it.
Haven't exactly gone digging around in the dirt, but there might be? I could go look. We could also bring a heavy book or two - people probably wouldn't question that. Ah - and I have plenty of space in here to hide things!
[FLAPS HIS ARMS and thus, his giant breadsleeves. Junpei's seen some of the shit he can shove in here...]
A book isn't a bad alternative. Also yeah, I know, how the hell are you not constantly weighed down by stuff? [Eyeballing the sleeves there. Why!?] Doesn't that get annoying after a while?
["Why" is a good question for literally anything and everything Wei Wuxian does... He just beams??]
Not at all! I'm used to having to carry my work with me, you know. It would probably feel more bizarre at this point to not have a good handful of things to rummage through.
[that icon is making me cry JUNPEI'S FACES ARE ALL SO FUNNY...
Anyway yeah that sure is a thing, huh. He opens his robes a bit, and there are actually little ties on the inside! It's what keeps the whole thing together so he's not just losing his clothes any time there's a gust of wind, but more importantly, they create kinda. Pockets of fabric in there. There's also a nice little pocket-y area where his bigass sleeves meet the body of the robe!]
Convenient, right? Sometimes things fall out, but usually only if it's too heavy for these ties to hold or too light for them to properly secure.
no subject
no subject
[In short, it's not really him doubting Junpei's ability so much as him anticipating the worst and being concerned... He likes Junpei?? He'd rather not have people he likes get fuckin whapped with zombie bites, explosions or broken limbs.]
Hm, like go in armed to the teeth and carrying antidotes and first aid kits?
[He's only joking like, a tiny percent.]
no subject
[...though.] That's not a bad idea actually. I hadn't thought about bringing in a first aid kit and doing damage control as it happens. But that's carrying a lot of stuff, don't you think?
no subject
See? And these areas still aren't as dangerous as they're going to get.
[The people who unlock the final piece of the puzzle are just going to straight-up die huh.]
Might be worth considering taking at least a few things! Something to stitch wounds with, something to staunch bloodflow in case anyone loses a limb - crucial things.
no subject
Maybe a few distractions in case demons are lurking around to attack, too.
no subject
Good plan! Though I'm not really sure what we could use for that. Maybe if we throw around some things that look cursed, they'll be attracted to them.
[Just things that look cursed, he doesn't have any actual cursed things on his person. Presumably.]
no subject
...think there're rocks in the garden we can use?
no subject
[FLAPS HIS ARMS and thus, his giant breadsleeves. Junpei's seen some of the shit he can shove in here...]
no subject
no subject
Not at all! I'm used to having to carry my work with me, you know. It would probably feel more bizarre at this point to not have a good handful of things to rummage through.
no subject
no subject
[In like
battle at least
or just general survival. Hopefully no one's keeping bottles of lube on their person because they really just can't wait.]
no subject
no subject
It takes him like. 2-4 seconds of rummaging per item, somehow.]
no subject
no subject
Anyway yeah that sure is a thing, huh. He opens his robes a bit, and there are actually little ties on the inside! It's what keeps the whole thing together so he's not just losing his clothes any time there's a gust of wind, but more importantly, they create kinda. Pockets of fabric in there. There's also a nice little pocket-y area where his bigass sleeves meet the body of the robe!]
Convenient, right? Sometimes things fall out, but usually only if it's too heavy for these ties to hold or too light for them to properly secure.
no subject
You're like a drug dealer. [NO.] I mean not with what you're carrying but just the set-up you have going here. Suddenly that makes more sense.
no subject
So, there you have it! A good place for us to store a few things if we want to take any along with us.
no subject
no subject
[Until Junpei goes WANDERING OFF ON HIS OWN AND ALMOST DIES. Anyway:]
Is that it for now? There were a few other people I was in the middle of trying to track down.
no subject