[Wei Wuxian will reach to turn him into a bongo again if need be, but for now he seems satisfied with boppin in his seat and drumming his fingers on the counter instead.]
Okay. CA, consonant, consonant, vowel, consonant consonant. Not a person or an object, something a sword would know, not something that's a descriptor or a title...
[Scribbling.] Third letter is from the first half of the English alphabet. So A-M. [Is. Is that the first half? Sure.]
[i can't believe i have to fudge a ye olde's knowledge of an alphabet that didn't exist in his time for this, because communication in mgs is fuckin wild]
Mm, nope. Would you give me another pour?
[He says, and only then finishes his drink and holds the cup out. JUNPEI'S THE ONE WHO NEEDS A DRINK HERE.]
Yeah. [He'll do that, letting himself think...what in the fuck would these things mean with that letter set up and combination and something they'd both know and fit the theme because--
...wait a fucking minute. He slams the cup down suddenly now that it's full.]
Holy shit. [NO. TIME TO SLUMP ON THE BAR AGAIN...except he's like. Laughing? Like a delirious man. Ahah. Hah.] Of course...Izuminokami wouldn't think it's weird because it's a fucking fish, except it's also not and that's how it fits. And the job is to lure out the others.
Right? You're supposed to pretend you don't have a role and try to attract other people to you. Or something like that.
[Somewhere, you can hear the small sound of Junpei's tears that will never escape because he's fucking expired.]
A catfish is a person who pretends to be someone else. Usually it's online, like the internet which I'm not explaining right now but it's a digital space. They steal someone else's identity, basically, to trick people into giving them information or fall in love with them. Usually they're the complete opposite of who they pretend to be.
[And now that at least ONE FUCKIN PERSON has successfully gotten that he inherited Kanesan's role, he feels like he can rest a little easier, too. This afternoon was a trip, man.]
She did! Said you could order things from Costco online and have it sent directly to your house! Haha, the future sure is something else.
Always do. [He's honored to be that one because goddamn did he earn it]
Of course she did. [He's grinning a little though.] Not just Costco though. You can order just about anything online from around the world and have it sent directly to you without ever having to go to another store ever again. It's kind of crazy.
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[He has zero energy but he's running on sheer spite and sake. It's fine. At least he's sitting up so nobody can turn him into a bongo.]
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Nope, it's not.
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Ca, Ce, Ci, Co, Cu, consonant, consonant...vowel?
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[KEEP GOIN SLUGGER]
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...this is tedious but okay. Are letters six and seven the same?
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[That doesn't feel like too much of a risk? THEY'RE STILL ONLY TALKING ABOUT THE ROLE NAME, GOD.]
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[SWAYING FROM SIDE TO SIDE he really cannot stay still. Like this isn't anything different from usual BUT STILL.]
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Other way around? And the word starts with C and then an I. [He's going to kill himself before the demons can.]
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[He really doesn't have any patience, it's just that this is like a FUNNY GAME TO HIM.]
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C and an A, both letters are consonants. I can do this all day man.
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[HE IS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED.]
I could, too - don't worry, don't worry.
[Is that really reassuring, though. Does anyone want to be up all night playing guessing games with Wei Wuxian.]
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[Scribbling.] Third letter is from the first half of the English alphabet. So A-M. [Is. Is that the first half? Sure.]
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Mm, nope. Would you give me another pour?
[He says, and only then finishes his drink and holds the cup out. JUNPEI'S THE ONE WHO NEEDS A DRINK HERE.]
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...wait a fucking minute. He slams the cup down suddenly now that it's full.]
Catfish!
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[Setting his glass down to APPLAUD JUNPEI'S EFFORT. And then taking a little victory sip, mm yes.
Anyway he only knows the fucking fish so here we are. LIKE HE ASSUMES IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH SEX IN SLANG BUT DAMN IF HE KNOWS FOR SURE.]
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Right? You're supposed to pretend you don't have a role and try to attract other people to you. Or something like that.
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Nope. [HM.] What's the other meaning, anyway? I assumed it had one but couldn't exactly go asking around for an answer without looking suspicious.
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A catfish is a person who pretends to be someone else. Usually it's online, like the internet which I'm not explaining right now but it's a digital space. They steal someone else's identity, basically, to trick people into giving them information or fall in love with them. Usually they're the complete opposite of who they pretend to be.
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[He's just gonna be here snickering to himself, a completely useless-to-Junpei existence. At least... he's not bongo-ing his head.]
Anyway, you don't have to explain that, Beck already did.
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Did Beck tell you about the internet when she told you about Costco?
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[And now that at least ONE FUCKIN PERSON has successfully gotten that he inherited Kanesan's role, he feels like he can rest a little easier, too. This afternoon was a trip, man.]
She did! Said you could order things from Costco online and have it sent directly to your house! Haha, the future sure is something else.
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Of course she did. [He's grinning a little though.] Not just Costco though. You can order just about anything online from around the world and have it sent directly to you without ever having to go to another store ever again. It's kind of crazy.
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