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[He's dejected because we can't smut in this thread Zia. But he's also busy burrowing for body warmth as he flips through his notes lazily.]

You're not going. I haven't even decided which one yet and I still have to catch up. You did two already.

Anyway. There are a few reasons they could recreate the scene. I guess maybe my ideas are a little specific though.

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[ they can't fuck but dick can bite at junpei's shoulder a little. ]

And since when are you the boss of me? [ :T ] I've got a better track record on these than most people here.

[ anyway he's clearly not actually mad because he didn't. move. so-- ]

Personal experiences coloring your perspective again?

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[There's a noise of interest at the bite but he also uses a hand to pat his cheek. Stop. ]

I am older, you know. And therefore wiser. Also, do I need to remind you of your hand? [Flip. Flip. ] And of course it is. What else is new?

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[ he does, but only to give him a dubious look ]

Please, like I've ever listened to someone solely because they were older than me. And besides-- the hand thing wasn't exactly something I could've dodged. Door didn't open until we opened up that breaker box.

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[A teasing yet casual glance.] And here I thought you kinda liked it when I bossed you around. [Stop. Saying things.] Take a time-out and I'll take the next room. Besides, if both of us go who's gonna be here to wait around impatiently until I get back with my bruises and information?

[Clearly a joke but also if he gets wrecked later this will be funnier for me personally.]

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Haven't bossed me around yet this week. Maybe I've forgotten.

[ shut up, you fucks, you can't bone until tomorrow??? ]

If you get back with anything worse than bruises, I am so not giving you any painkillers.

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[He's rolling to face him.] Am I supposed to be taking that as a challenge? [This applies to both statements.]

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What are you going to do if I say yes?

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Uh, take it? Obviously.

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You gonna get yourself injured on purpose to spite me?

[ dick says nothing about the other challenge out loud, simply a low grin and an almost come-hither look. again, boys, we are cucking you. ]

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[Stalls while waiting for backdated info to cuck them...which means he leans in very closely to Dick's face.]

Thought you knew spite was one of my best motivators.

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[ dick's smirk grows a bit, but he makes no move otherwise ]

Say that one again when I'm closing up a stab wound without anesthetic or any alcohol.

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Kagachi taught me how to fight with a knife. I can probably get away without getting stabbed now. [Glad they're just playing gay chicken because he's also not moving yet.]

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You're banking on probably? That's reassuring.

[ dick gets to be lazy and stay lying down in this game of gay chicken, so, honestly? he's winning ]

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Probably is better than maybe, dick. [Is he calling him by his name or actually calling him a dick? Yes. But he's locking his eyes with Dick's as his leg moves to start worming its way between both of Dick's as a challenge.]

Plus I'd have the gun.

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[ is it truly a challenge if he spreads his legs with very little hesitation, looking a little coy? ]

And how good's your aim with that thing, exactly?

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[This is why they have to stop sharing a bed. Especially given he's still moving to make himself comfortable and slot himself in that perfect space, thanks.]

Pretty sure my aim is perfectly fine. [A pointed look.] I know how to shoot well enough when I have to. I learned with the firm.

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[ it's too late they've started this pattern and are just living with it now. ]

Fair enough. [ he raises his hands in mock-surrender and then lets them rest beside his head. ] But see, you say all that stuff about being able to take care of yourself, and then you tell me you're gonna get yourself injured out of spite. You see my problem?

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[He could say something that's a little too incredibly real like how he's lived enough deaths to be okay but he decides not to. Instead, he gives off the smallest smirk in the world..]

Are you worried about me? [Another casual question, and yet.]

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[ dick looks at him like he's a little stupid, then-- pulls a junpei and puts his hand on junpei's face ]

Yeah?

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Oh. [Hmph. Rude? The smirk disappears and he instinctively pushes at Dick's hand while his expression borders on puzzled and amused. "Oh." There's a pause like he's trying to figure out what to say. Saying "why" or "thanks" or "it'll be fine" doesn't seem that appropriate, so he lays still and changes the subject a bit.]

...Haymitch came by last night while you were out. Updated me on some stuff including the room he and Katy broke into.

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[ this is the greatest position they've ever held while having a serious talk, because junpei's still in between his legs but dick is right back on mission mode. cuck yourselves, boys. ]

Yeah? What happened?

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[Good thing they're both like this. He does nothing to move because he's focused again.]

Blew up the door, found the gym. Haymitch said there was a TV on that was playing PSAs about exercising for better sex, except he and Katy both saw people they knew from back home. Katy destroyed the TV, but then all of the other TVs lit up and these monsters crawled out of the screen. Haymitch kept calling them Muttations, described them as having the body of a person but no face and moving in a way nothing else did. They ended up getting stuck on some exercise equipment that forced them through a torture workout the Muttations ran. Haymitch got stabbed in the leg. Katy's throat's burned pretty bad. The things eventually dissolved though and let them out of the room.

First time I've seen Haymitch that badly shaken up, actually. I haven't seen Katy yet, but she's stable apparently.

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[ hm can I have a big yikes up in here ]

Stable isn't exactly the most reassuring way to put it. [ dick's making note to go check on them, if they're both alive today ig because it is already death day ooc ] The body of a person with no face... That sound familiar to you?

[ it probably should, considering, but, ]

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Incredibly. I've been thinking they might be our demons before they actually find new hosts or something but they sound a lot like what Beck, Higekiri and I saw. The face they disappeared also isn't that reassuring since that means they could be anywhere by now.