DICK;

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[Lucky for him nothing really hurts. The tail is an uncomfortable sort of feeling but with how he's felt for the last couple of days, he assumed that was residual from his break-in. The ears also can't really be felt yet, and when Dick sits up it means that Junpei, who was resting his face against him anyway, falls flat on the mattress.]

Hey! [But he's down here now and just. Curling up under the covers again. Still, he's glowering just a little at the feathers as they fan out from Dick's back.] ...what the fuck are those.

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How would I know? I don't normally grow wings in the middle of the night!

[ dick's pulling at one-- ow, okay, they're real-- when he glances at junpei and. freezes. ]

... Uh. JT? I'm not the only one sporting new appendages.

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See, it's the word "normally" that concerns me. [Muffled into the mattress, but his ears twitch a little when Dick mentions that.] I think I'd know if I had wings, dude.

[Except his tail moves, sliding over Dick's leg and back to his own and it's the sudden appearance of fur and, like, the surprise of having a tail that causes him to jerk back and sit up as well.] What the hell. [The tail swishes almost on its own.]

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[ honestly, it's still freaking him out a little, but since it's not just him and junpei is affected too, it's not hard to guess that this is the weekly effect of the ship.

which is why after a few seconds of staring he starts to laugh, muffling it with a hand-- though junpei can probably hear the muffled kitty dick wheezes out ]

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[Like. Reasonably, yes, he realizes this is the weekly effect and he almost kind of misses bingo. On the other hand, his eyes are narrowed and the tail flicks again as soon as he hears Dick laughing at him.]

And what, exactly, is so funny?

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[ junpei can probably see better than dick the way his wings flutter a bit with his amusement, feathers ruffling. he has no shame: ]

I knew you were a cat.

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[A hand reaches out and he just sort of bats at one of the wings, letting the feathers bend to his fingers.]

Shut. Up. [He's just embarrassed because he 100% remembers.] I didn't pick this either.

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[ dick isn't too bothered by the batting, and he lifts a hand to just. immediately. go for rubbing at junpei's new kitty ears, petting like he would a real cat ]

Doesn't make it any less funny. [ heh ] You're kinda cute like that.

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[It's unfortunate that he goes from really annoyed to kind of really pleased in .5 seconds. Is this how Tamamo feels when he pets her ears? God what is this weird bullshit. Without really thinking about it, he turns his head into Dick's hand. He already told Dick he likes when he plays with his hair, this is absolutely not his fault.]

The goal wasn't to be cute, thanks. [But his tail's also winding across his hip and back to trailing over Dick's leg.]

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Uh-huh. You're a very fierce wildcat, not cute at all.

[ junpei turning into it just means dick goes full scritches with it, even bringing his other hand up to touch both ears and pet them.

the tail on his leg is weird but honestly. this whole thing is kind of weird, dick can roll with it. ]

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[The tail is mostly moving on its own because cat tails are just Like That, and he's trying not to think of the fact that Dick has kind of pretty bird feathers or that he has fucking cat ears that are being touched or that he's. Kind of. Purring? Or at least the human equivalent of it while leaning into Dick's hand harder.

Why is this happening? Somewhere in his brain he's definitely screaming that question but..it feels nice and he's busy pressing himself closer to Dick's whole body instead.]

Glad you understand, Birdboy. [That's. What he's going with? Sure.]

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You know I've heard that one before, right? And probably any other bird joke you can think of.

[ the downsides of having a superhero name like robin. it's amused, and he doesn't let up his petting even as junpei presses himself closer, wings unfurling a bit without his knowledge. they take up a lot of space, but it's fine because they're at dick's back and the juncat in front of him is a lot more interesting ]

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Never said I was trying to be creative. [It's mumbled and he's busy leaning as hard as possible. It's fine? Dick gets to deal with one (1) overly affectionate Juncat even if he's eyeing the wings curiously.] Wonder if you could fly...

[Stupid question, sure, but he's more or less rolling to crowd into Dick's space.]

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[ dick pauses and moves a hand over from junpei's ears (keeping one hand firmly petting, of course) to touch lightly at his own wing, pulling slightly ]

... Huh. That'd be... pretty asterous if I could.

[ dick what the FUCK is an asterous ]

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[He'll resume his usual routine of burrowing his face into Dick's chest, except with additional nuzzling and practically knocking him over via force. On the other hand, he's just...snorting under his breath while leaning into the pets.]

...that's the opposite of disastrous isn't it. [Look. He's gotten used to Dick using whelmed, he just assumes he chops off the beginnings of words at all times.]

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[ he grins a little ]

Yeah. If dislike's the opposite of like... [ he's terrible, kill him. though junpei practically knocking him over is more of an actual knocking him over, as dick realizes suddenly that he has no idea how to balance with these wings just yet. ] Ggk. How are you even more cuddly than usual?

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[Good, he wins. Dick's officially knocked over and Junpei wastes little time in trying to climb on top of him and nestle his face into his neck, arms winding around him even though one lazily strokes at a few feathers. Huh. Sure. This is happening.

There isn't a comment about being more cuddly than usual because Dick's still letting him, so clearly it's fine. Clearly.]

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[ yeah this isn't exactly abnormal behavior from junpei even without the cat thing, so dick rolls his eyes a bit but keeps at his petting. the feather stroking is... hm. he can only sort of feel it, but that makes sense, with how wings work.

he puts an arm loosely around junpei's waist as he continues the cat pettings ]

Don't think I'm as sensitive as you are right now.

[ it is not meant as a challenge, but dick should know better. ]

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[Yeah, that's definitely something Dick should know better than to say because Junpei opens an eye, stares directly at him, and lets his hand move to deliberately stroke along Dick's wings. It's not even meant to be sexy it's just Junpei making a point, except he's still trying to wrap his legs around Dick's.]

M'not sensitive...[It comes out almost like a whine though because, like, he is and it's kind of confusing and overwhelming but also kind of arousing and he fucking hates that he can't think straight at the moment!! Thanks ship!! If anything he's actually kind of mad he can't hold eye contact for longer before he's nuzzling at Dick's face again while his hands work over his wings smoothly, touching from tip down to the base protruding from his back.]

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[ dick's at least trying to keep his laughter quiet, but-- junpei really is kind of cute like that. the pouting and nuzzling is nice, and dick keeps petting but his hand freezes on junpei's ear when he works over to the base of his wings, giving a full-blown shudder.

oh, he can sorta feel feathers out of place now, and more than that-- once he gets to the meat of the wings, maybe dick is just as sensitive as junpei right now. not that he'd admit to it, so after a little shake of his head (and wings, unintentionally, damn it.) he goes right back to scratchies ]

You are. I told you, it's cute.

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[Juncat is really just kind of what 999pei would normally be which is still a Mess of some kind, especially when he feels Dick shudder under his hand. There's a curious little trill in his throat, more vocal than usual, as his hand moves again to deliberately brush over the base of the wings in light, broad touches.

Unfortunately, the scratches are distracting so he's still hidden in Dick's shoulder while he's doing this.]

I don't even know why but it feels really nice...[He's also apparently more open to actually expressing himself. Great. We're making progress.] And it's your fault for being good with your hands.

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[ dick rolls his shoulder a bit, as if doing so could stop the weird feeling climbing up his back. it's a good thing junkitty is easily distracted by scritches, though, so dick brings his other hand back to his other ear for the full head massage. ]

Cat stuff? [ that's not much of an explanation, but he says it with a chirpy tone. ] Your mouth is complaining, but the rest of you seems to be enjoying it.

[ and dick isn't going to pretend he isn't, too. ]

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[GOD. DAMNIT. His hands are moving slower through Dick's wings because he's letting his head hang heavily in Dick's hands, pushing against his fingers. Please ignore the very quiet sort of moan from when Dick's hand moves toward the base of the ears and by the back of his head.]

Cat stuff doesn't tell me anything. [He even sounds pouty.] Also I am not, you're just doing it and I'm reacting to it. [It's the stupidest response in the world, but he makes up for it by trying to bite at Dick's shoulder. Also, let's be real, he's probably pressed close enough Dick can tell Junpei's enjoying it more than he'll actually admit yet.]

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[ it's a good thing junpei didn't get anime fangs to go with his biting!! dick swats at him lightly in between pets ]

Bad kitty. [ is dick enjoying this immensely in the most asshole of fashion? Yes. though he heard that moan and seems very interested in recreating it, even as he keeps talking. he is safe from retaliation so long as he pets no one can stop him now?? ] Dude. You can deny it all you want, it's very obvious to me right now how much you're enjoying this.

[ part of dick wonders if he's this sensitive at the base of his tail, too, and he lets a hand creep down from junpei's head to run over his back as he prepares to test his theory ]

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[This isn't fair??? This is so unfair, but Dick's talking and the scalp massage is nice and there's a hand trailing down his back with Junpei unaware of what the hell Dick's planning. His fingers are still preening the feathers at Dick's back and petting the wings at the base with slow, deliberate movements but it's hard to concentrate when he just wants to be touched.

Asshole.]

You're the one making it worse.[He's mumbling and pressing up harder, back arching and tail poised in the air as Dick's hand moves down his back. It doesn't stop him from trying to bite again though, leg finally shoving itself between Dick's and drawing their hips closer.]