[ dick isn't too bothered by the batting, and he lifts a hand to just. immediately. go for rubbing at junpei's new kitty ears, petting like he would a real cat ]
Doesn't make it any less funny. [ heh ] You're kinda cute like that.
[It's unfortunate that he goes from really annoyed to kind of really pleased in .5 seconds. Is this how Tamamo feels when he pets her ears? God what is this weird bullshit. Without really thinking about it, he turns his head into Dick's hand. He already told Dick he likes when he plays with his hair, this is absolutely not his fault.]
The goal wasn't to be cute, thanks. [But his tail's also winding across his hip and back to trailing over Dick's leg.]
[The tail is mostly moving on its own because cat tails are just Like That, and he's trying not to think of the fact that Dick has kind of pretty bird feathers or that he has fucking cat ears that are being touched or that he's. Kind of. Purring? Or at least the human equivalent of it while leaning into Dick's hand harder.
Why is this happening? Somewhere in his brain he's definitely screaming that question but..it feels nice and he's busy pressing himself closer to Dick's whole body instead.]
Glad you understand, Birdboy. [That's. What he's going with? Sure.]
You know I've heard that one before, right? And probably any other bird joke you can think of.
[ the downsides of having a superhero name like robin. it's amused, and he doesn't let up his petting even as junpei presses himself closer, wings unfurling a bit without his knowledge. they take up a lot of space, but it's fine because they're at dick's back and the juncat in front of him is a lot more interesting ]
Never said I was trying to be creative. [It's mumbled and he's busy leaning as hard as possible. It's fine? Dick gets to deal with one (1) overly affectionate Juncat even if he's eyeing the wings curiously.] Wonder if you could fly...
[Stupid question, sure, but he's more or less rolling to crowd into Dick's space.]
[ dick pauses and moves a hand over from junpei's ears (keeping one hand firmly petting, of course) to touch lightly at his own wing, pulling slightly ]
[He'll resume his usual routine of burrowing his face into Dick's chest, except with additional nuzzling and practically knocking him over via force. On the other hand, he's just...snorting under his breath while leaning into the pets.]
...that's the opposite of disastrous isn't it. [Look. He's gotten used to Dick using whelmed, he just assumes he chops off the beginnings of words at all times.]
Yeah. If dislike's the opposite of like... [ he's terrible, kill him. though junpei practically knocking him over is more of an actual knocking him over, as dick realizes suddenly that he has no idea how to balance with these wings just yet. ] Ggk. How are you even more cuddly than usual?
[Good, he wins. Dick's officially knocked over and Junpei wastes little time in trying to climb on top of him and nestle his face into his neck, arms winding around him even though one lazily strokes at a few feathers. Huh. Sure. This is happening.
There isn't a comment about being more cuddly than usual because Dick's still letting him, so clearly it's fine. Clearly.]
[ yeah this isn't exactly abnormal behavior from junpei even without the cat thing, so dick rolls his eyes a bit but keeps at his petting. the feather stroking is... hm. he can only sort of feel it, but that makes sense, with how wings work.
he puts an arm loosely around junpei's waist as he continues the cat pettings ]
Don't think I'm as sensitive as you are right now.
[ it is not meant as a challenge, but dick should know better. ]
[Yeah, that's definitely something Dick should know better than to say because Junpei opens an eye, stares directly at him, and lets his hand move to deliberately stroke along Dick's wings. It's not even meant to be sexy it's just Junpei making a point, except he's still trying to wrap his legs around Dick's.]
M'not sensitive...[It comes out almost like a whine though because, like, he is and it's kind of confusing and overwhelming but also kind of arousing and he fucking hates that he can't think straight at the moment!! Thanks ship!! If anything he's actually kind of mad he can't hold eye contact for longer before he's nuzzling at Dick's face again while his hands work over his wings smoothly, touching from tip down to the base protruding from his back.]
[ dick's at least trying to keep his laughter quiet, but-- junpei really is kind of cute like that. the pouting and nuzzling is nice, and dick keeps petting but his hand freezes on junpei's ear when he works over to the base of his wings, giving a full-blown shudder.
oh, he can sorta feel feathers out of place now, and more than that-- once he gets to the meat of the wings, maybe dick is just as sensitive as junpei right now. not that he'd admit to it, so after a little shake of his head (and wings, unintentionally, damn it.) he goes right back to scratchies ]
[Juncat is really just kind of what 999pei would normally be which is still a Mess of some kind, especially when he feels Dick shudder under his hand. There's a curious little trill in his throat, more vocal than usual, as his hand moves again to deliberately brush over the base of the wings in light, broad touches.
Unfortunately, the scratches are distracting so he's still hidden in Dick's shoulder while he's doing this.]
I don't even know why but it feels really nice...[He's also apparently more open to actually expressing himself. Great. We're making progress.] And it's your fault for being good with your hands.
[ dick rolls his shoulder a bit, as if doing so could stop the weird feeling climbing up his back. it's a good thing junkitty is easily distracted by scritches, though, so dick brings his other hand back to his other ear for the full head massage. ]
Cat stuff? [ that's not much of an explanation, but he says it with a chirpy tone. ] Your mouth is complaining, but the rest of you seems to be enjoying it.
[ and dick isn't going to pretend he isn't, too. ]
[GOD. DAMNIT. His hands are moving slower through Dick's wings because he's letting his head hang heavily in Dick's hands, pushing against his fingers. Please ignore the very quiet sort of moan from when Dick's hand moves toward the base of the ears and by the back of his head.]
Cat stuff doesn't tell me anything. [He even sounds pouty.] Also I am not, you're just doing it and I'm reacting to it. [It's the stupidest response in the world, but he makes up for it by trying to bite at Dick's shoulder. Also, let's be real, he's probably pressed close enough Dick can tell Junpei's enjoying it more than he'll actually admit yet.]
[ it's a good thing junpei didn't get anime fangs to go with his biting!! dick swats at him lightly in between pets ]
Bad kitty. [ is dick enjoying this immensely in the most asshole of fashion? Yes. though he heard that moan and seems very interested in recreating it, even as he keeps talking. he is safe from retaliation so long as he pets no one can stop him now?? ] Dude. You can deny it all you want, it's very obvious to me right now how much you're enjoying this.
[ part of dick wonders if he's this sensitive at the base of his tail, too, and he lets a hand creep down from junpei's head to run over his back as he prepares to test his theory ]
[This isn't fair??? This is so unfair, but Dick's talking and the scalp massage is nice and there's a hand trailing down his back with Junpei unaware of what the hell Dick's planning. His fingers are still preening the feathers at Dick's back and petting the wings at the base with slow, deliberate movements but it's hard to concentrate when he just wants to be touched.
Asshole.]
You're the one making it worse.[He's mumbling and pressing up harder, back arching and tail poised in the air as Dick's hand moves down his back. It doesn't stop him from trying to bite again though, leg finally shoving itself between Dick's and drawing their hips closer.]
[ the preening feels good, is the thing. not good enough to fully distract dick from what he's doing but enough to make him shiver a little, eyes half lidded. He's not completely immune to junpei's actions in general, either, and he spreads his legs to give him space when he brings them closer. ]
Worse, or better?
[ it's cheeky, and he hums pensively before he scratched at the base of junpei's tail for the full asshole move ]
[Glad this is just full-on stupidity now with Junpei practically crawling into Dick's chest and preening his feathers and arcing himself right into Dick's hands. The most unfortunate part is that Dick scratches at the base of his tail and it's almost instinct that his ass raises itself up to press into Dick's hand, tail whipping a bit while he almost-aggressively nuzzles at Dick's neck and shoulder.
There's a sound that's maybe supposed to be the word "worse" but it's kind of lost in the low groan instead, thigh moving immediately to rub against Dick's crotch because if he's going down, he's taking Dick with him. This is somehow Dick's fault entirely and he refuses to take responsibility.]
[ alright, dick does move his hands now, putting them both on junpei's shoulder with a startled laugh, because it's starting to be a bit much and he hadn't started petting junpei with the intention of a morning fuck-- though maybe he hadn't necessarily stopped when it seemed to be turning him on. he feels a little bad about that now. ]
Woah, okay-- that really did it for you. Noted. You alright?
[ not that any of that didn't feel good-- au contraire-- but it's one thing to tease and another to literally make junpei lose his mind with this new thing he has no control over. ]
[Yeah this is...a lot. He blinks at him, slow and unsteady because he's trying to clear his head but his tail winds around Dick's wrist involuntarily. It's a little alarming on the one hand but it's not like it didn't feel good or that he'd ever say no to a morning fuck, but there's something that has him bordering on the edge of backing off and taking action.
Instead, one hand's at Dick's wings but the other grips onto his shoulder a little tighter as he bites on his lip.]
Dick...[Kind of hard to tell, again, if he's saying his name or just insulting him, but it's also a little hard to ignore the expression on his face that almost looks like he's begging. It's also debatable if he's asking for him to stop teasing him or to fuck him, but judging by the fact he's trying to lean forward to kiss him it's the latter. He's going to hate this probably in an hour, but his focus is kind of shot anyway.
Please just. Fucking push him out of the bed. Or a cold shower. Make the cat come to his senses.]
[ it's too late we have to put these up for the thot report, there's no cold shower happening. dick's eyes are half-lidded as he looks at junpei's desperate face before he kisses back, softer and slower than junpei probably wants immediately. he doesn't make it last too long, though, and he dislodges junpei's tail from his wrist so he can hold junpei's face in his hands, staring at him earnestly ]
Hey. You know I'll do whatever you want me to.
[ it's both kind of his usual way to ask junpei what he wants and him making sure he knows they can stop anytime if he wants a break to come to his senses. ]
[It's a little embarrassing that he sinks into the kiss anyway even if there's a light noise, but he leans into Dick's hands when they pull apart and stares at him with an almost glassy expression.
Whatever the fuck is going on, it's not. Great. But he leans forward to nip a little harder than usual.]
Fuck me. [Still more vocal and expressive than usual, but he's very serious about that. He doesn't care if Dick's topping or if he just does it himself, he's not exactly waiting before he's slamming into him for another kiss. Great.]
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Shut. Up. [He's just embarrassed because he 100% remembers.] I didn't pick this either.
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Doesn't make it any less funny. [ heh ] You're kinda cute like that.
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The goal wasn't to be cute, thanks. [But his tail's also winding across his hip and back to trailing over Dick's leg.]
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[ junpei turning into it just means dick goes full scritches with it, even bringing his other hand up to touch both ears and pet them.
the tail on his leg is weird but honestly. this whole thing is kind of weird, dick can roll with it. ]
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Why is this happening? Somewhere in his brain he's definitely screaming that question but..it feels nice and he's busy pressing himself closer to Dick's whole body instead.]
Glad you understand, Birdboy. [That's. What he's going with? Sure.]
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[ the downsides of having a superhero name like robin. it's amused, and he doesn't let up his petting even as junpei presses himself closer, wings unfurling a bit without his knowledge. they take up a lot of space, but it's fine because they're at dick's back and the juncat in front of him is a lot more interesting ]
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[Stupid question, sure, but he's more or less rolling to crowd into Dick's space.]
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... Huh. That'd be... pretty asterous if I could.
[ dick what the FUCK is an asterous ]
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...that's the opposite of disastrous isn't it. [Look. He's gotten used to Dick using whelmed, he just assumes he chops off the beginnings of words at all times.]
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Yeah. If dislike's the opposite of like... [ he's terrible, kill him. though junpei practically knocking him over is more of an actual knocking him over, as dick realizes suddenly that he has no idea how to balance with these wings just yet. ] Ggk. How are you even more cuddly than usual?
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There isn't a comment about being more cuddly than usual because Dick's still letting him, so clearly it's fine. Clearly.]
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he puts an arm loosely around junpei's waist as he continues the cat pettings ]
Don't think I'm as sensitive as you are right now.
[ it is not meant as a challenge, but dick should know better. ]
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M'not sensitive...[It comes out almost like a whine though because, like, he is and it's kind of confusing and overwhelming but also kind of arousing and he fucking hates that he can't think straight at the moment!! Thanks ship!! If anything he's actually kind of mad he can't hold eye contact for longer before he's nuzzling at Dick's face again while his hands work over his wings smoothly, touching from tip down to the base protruding from his back.]
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oh, he can sorta feel feathers out of place now, and more than that-- once he gets to the meat of the wings, maybe dick is just as sensitive as junpei right now. not that he'd admit to it, so after a little shake of his head (and wings, unintentionally, damn it.) he goes right back to scratchies ]
You are. I told you, it's cute.
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Unfortunately, the scratches are distracting so he's still hidden in Dick's shoulder while he's doing this.]
I don't even know why but it feels really nice...[He's also apparently more open to actually expressing himself. Great. We're making progress.] And it's your fault for being good with your hands.
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Cat stuff? [ that's not much of an explanation, but he says it with a chirpy tone. ] Your mouth is complaining, but the rest of you seems to be enjoying it.
[ and dick isn't going to pretend he isn't, too. ]
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Cat stuff doesn't tell me anything. [He even sounds pouty.] Also I am not, you're just doing it and I'm reacting to it. [It's the stupidest response in the world, but he makes up for it by trying to bite at Dick's shoulder. Also, let's be real, he's probably pressed close enough Dick can tell Junpei's enjoying it more than he'll actually admit yet.]
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Bad kitty. [ is dick enjoying this immensely in the most asshole of fashion? Yes. though he heard that moan and seems very interested in recreating it, even as he keeps talking. he is safe from retaliation so long as he pets no one can stop him now?? ] Dude. You can deny it all you want, it's very obvious to me right now how much you're enjoying this.
[ part of dick wonders if he's this sensitive at the base of his tail, too, and he lets a hand creep down from junpei's head to run over his back as he prepares to test his theory ]
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Asshole.]
You're the one making it worse.[He's mumbling and pressing up harder, back arching and tail poised in the air as Dick's hand moves down his back. It doesn't stop him from trying to bite again though, leg finally shoving itself between Dick's and drawing their hips closer.]
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Worse, or better?
[ it's cheeky, and he hums pensively before he scratched at the base of junpei's tail for the full asshole move ]
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There's a sound that's maybe supposed to be the word "worse" but it's kind of lost in the low groan instead, thigh moving immediately to rub against Dick's crotch because if he's going down, he's taking Dick with him. This is somehow Dick's fault entirely and he refuses to take responsibility.]
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Woah, okay-- that really did it for you. Noted. You alright?
[ not that any of that didn't feel good-- au contraire-- but it's one thing to tease and another to literally make junpei lose his mind with this new thing he has no control over. ]
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Instead, one hand's at Dick's wings but the other grips onto his shoulder a little tighter as he bites on his lip.]
Dick...[Kind of hard to tell, again, if he's saying his name or just insulting him, but it's also a little hard to ignore the expression on his face that almost looks like he's begging. It's also debatable if he's asking for him to stop teasing him or to fuck him, but judging by the fact he's trying to lean forward to kiss him it's the latter. He's going to hate this probably in an hour, but his focus is kind of shot anyway.
Please just. Fucking push him out of the bed. Or a cold shower. Make the cat come to his senses.]
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Hey. You know I'll do whatever you want me to.
[ it's both kind of his usual way to ask junpei what he wants and him making sure he knows they can stop anytime if he wants a break to come to his senses. ]
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Whatever the fuck is going on, it's not. Great. But he leans forward to nip a little harder than usual.]
Fuck me. [Still more vocal and expressive than usual, but he's very serious about that. He doesn't care if Dick's topping or if he just does it himself, he's not exactly waiting before he's slamming into him for another kiss. Great.]
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