DICK;

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[crashout]

[Look at this point in time Junpei has only been on the receiving end of anal, like, twice. Leave him alone. Instead, he gives Dick the most deadeyed look possible before he uses a hand and pushes on Dick's face.]

And now you're just being mean. Never mind, I take back everything I just said. You're bad at this, don't ever touch me again. [Which is oh so convincing when his foot's kicking at Dick's leg lightly.]

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[ dick's laughing a little, low and soft and muffled under junpei's hand a bit, but HIS hand's clean and junpei isn't actually mad, so who's winning? ]

How was that mean? I'm saving you extra clean up time.

[ he says that like junpei doesn't have to wash the sheets anyway. ]

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Maybe next time I'll lick your hand clean and see how you like it. [He's grumbling and still pushing on Dick's face so...Dick is somehow still winning. Eventually, he flops on his back and lets his hand fall.]

I'm not making Escha sleep on post-fuck sheets.

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Is that a promise?

[ he's batting his eyes under junpei's hand so he really is winning. although-- dick groans a little ]

I was joking, don't make me feel bad. [ escha doesn't?? deserve??? that??? ]

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It's a threat. [It's not. But he sighs tiredly.]

If you really felt bad you'd volunteer to clean them yourself. [He doesn't care, and also, give him something to do.] It's fine, she'll never know the differencec...

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Those are fine too.

[ his smile's sharp as he says it, because. he's like this i'm sorry. anyway-- he laughs a bit ]

You already made me do all the work once today, remember? You can keep your chore duty.

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...so those are your kinks. Good to know. [Junpei will remember this. Except he settles for rolling over and mock-glaring.]

If it was such work fucking me, guess I'll do it myself next time. [Wait, shit, no.] Wouldn't want to keep wearing you out so early in the day.

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[ dick can't even comment on those being his kinks or not because junpei's saying that, and he's laughing a little, breathless-- ]

You need me to buy the bedazzled dildo to help with that?

[crashout]

Shut up, I can buy it myself if I wanted to. [There's a smirk, but also wow no.]