this isn't even entirely a joke. anyway if jumpy is going to end up in the laundry room after the mini-event, here's higekiri!
he's half-naked! once again it looks like he's freshly bathed, hair still dripping just a little bit onto his warm, bare skin. he's bending at the waist - but this time just inspecting the laundry machine because he's absolutely never used one before. it seems like he washed all of his clothes by hand - given that they're now hung up to dry. it looks like he's only wearing the white pants from his usual outfit, while all his idol clothes are up to dry.
still, if he doesn't manage to look unfairly good, dancer's physique and all.
speaking of which - he'll turn to junpei when he approaches, smiling easily:]
I heard you did a sex dance with my brother? It sounds like fun. Do I get a turn?
[he doesn't know what he's saying and yet he's still teasing about it i'm so sorry]
[Wednesday is officially the worst day ever. He keeps running into beautiful people, naked people, and now it's beautiful and half-naked people that has Junpei remembering that yeah, he sure does have some bi tendencies sometimes.
As it is, he had entered the laundry room hoping to hide out from everyone but instead this is happening. Higekiri's only wearing white pants that do nothing to hide his form, not to mention the lithe muscle of his upper half.
So. Junpei stands in the doorway and blinks almost stupidly before his expression shifts to a sort of embarrassed scowl.]
Absolutely not. [Please ignore the flush in his neck working its way up to his face.] What did he even tell you?
Higekiri's smile is still pristine and perfect - his eyes alight with amusement as he watches Junpei's reaction. he moves forward, still apparently careless about his half-nakedness as he shrugs carelessly, all elegant movements despite the words coming out of his mouth]
That you were a little stiff.
[hm?]
And that if you ever wanted to learn, we would be happy to teach you. These bodies move well [he's said these words before but for some reason they sure do seem a bit more suggestive in this context] and it sounds like it would be fun to dance with you.
[He's, unfortunately, not at all bothering to stop himself from watching the way Higekiri moves because it's all grace and poise and something he knows he lacks. Like it matters? You don't need to be graceful for his kind of work but at the same time he's not too thrilled with being critiqued.
Also, please never mention him and stiffness in the same sentence because while he won't say so, his eyebrows lift and he huffs to himself.]
You guys do get that normal guys don't really give lapdances, right? [...do they? Uh. Well the point is that Junpei, despite his plethora of everything, is a dice ho Average Joe and has never really thought that far ahead.] I'm not sure it's a kind of dance you can teach even with you...being the way you are.
Like...you know. [He holds up his arm and makes it wave a little in a way to indicate he means bendy.] Flexible. [Higekiri's leaning in a little more then, but Junpei doesn't quite step back even if he's mildly alarmed.]
[don't be alarmed!! well, higekiri doesn't seem that bothered as he straightens up again, setting a hand on his hip casually even as he tilts his head]
Is it not?
I suppose there tends to be some feeling that needs to imbued in the dance... Is that what you mean?
Yeah. Like those. Generally the feelings people have during sex aren't the same as when they're in a battle. [Why is he explaining this.] Unless it's hatesex or something.
It's common as a trope in stories and stuff like that. Two enemies going at it fueled by their anger at each other. Stuff like that. [Sometimes Junpei just talks to ignore his own embarrassment.]
Wait what do you mean you learned? [Apparently swords fucking in public is fine to acknowledge but swords learning sex feelings is a lot to process.]
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week 0, wednesday, post-mini event
this isn't even entirely a joke. anyway if jumpy is going to end up in the laundry room after the mini-event, here's higekiri!
he's half-naked! once again it looks like he's freshly bathed, hair still dripping just a little bit onto his warm, bare skin. he's bending at the waist - but this time just inspecting the laundry machine because he's absolutely never used one before. it seems like he washed all of his clothes by hand - given that they're now hung up to dry. it looks like he's only wearing the white pants from his usual outfit, while all his idol clothes are up to dry.
still, if he doesn't manage to look unfairly good, dancer's physique and all.
speaking of which - he'll turn to junpei when he approaches, smiling easily:]
I heard you did a sex dance with my brother? It sounds like fun. Do I get a turn?
[he doesn't know what he's saying and yet he's still teasing about it i'm so sorry]
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As it is, he had entered the laundry room hoping to hide out from everyone but instead this is happening. Higekiri's only wearing white pants that do nothing to hide his form, not to mention the lithe muscle of his upper half.
So. Junpei stands in the doorway and blinks almost stupidly before his expression shifts to a sort of embarrassed scowl.]
Absolutely not. [Please ignore the flush in his neck working its way up to his face.] What did he even tell you?
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Higekiri's smile is still pristine and perfect - his eyes alight with amusement as he watches Junpei's reaction. he moves forward, still apparently careless about his half-nakedness as he shrugs carelessly, all elegant movements despite the words coming out of his mouth]
That you were a little stiff.
[hm?]
And that if you ever wanted to learn, we would be happy to teach you. These bodies move well [he's said these words before but for some reason they sure do seem a bit more suggestive in this context] and it sounds like it would be fun to dance with you.
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Also, please never mention him and stiffness in the same sentence because while he won't say so, his eyebrows lift and he huffs to himself.]
You guys do get that normal guys don't really give lapdances, right? [...do they? Uh. Well the point is that Junpei, despite his plethora of everything, is a
dice hoAverage Joe and has never really thought that far ahead.] I'm not sure it's a kind of dance you can teach even with you...being the way you are.[Bendy.]
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How I am? And how is that?
[he doesn't need to be leaning forward for this but he is - like he wants to take a closer look at junpei's expression more than anything else]
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It's not always about just the movements.
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Is it not?
I suppose there tends to be some feeling that needs to imbued in the dance... Is that what you mean?
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Like the feelings you have during sex?
[he'll
he'll just say it]
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Yeah. Like those. Generally the feelings people have during sex aren't the same as when they're in a battle. [Why is he explaining this.] Unless it's hatesex or something.
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[he nods and it's unfortunate that he doesn't seem as confused or surprised by this]
So I've learned - but hatesex is a new idea.
[i hate this]
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It's common as a trope in stories and stuff like that. Two enemies going at it fueled by their anger at each other. Stuff like that. [Sometimes Junpei just talks to ignore his own embarrassment.]
Wait what do you mean you learned? [Apparently swords fucking in public is fine to acknowledge but swords learning sex feelings is a lot to process.]